-Kevin and I are about to face off in a game of “Slapjack.” It works like blackjack… -Yes. -…but at the end of each round, the winner gets to slap the loser across the face with a giant prosthetic hand. -Yeah, that’s it right here. [ Cheers and applause ] Yes.
Yeah. -Now, Kevin, we have played this game before. You — And I won. -Yeah, you did.
-But why — why did you want a rematch? -You know why I wanted the rematch. I wanted the rematch because you gave me a white hand last time.
[ Laughter and applause ] Now, I’m very serious. I’m not playing around. -I know.
I know. -You invited me to play the game. -Uh-huh.
-And I get here, and you gave me a giant white hand. [ Light laughter ] Not only was it disrespectful, but it wasn’t fair. [ Laughter ] So I said — I said, “Let’s play it again…” -Okay.
-“…but give me a black hand…” -Okay, yeah. -“…so my powers can be real.” You took my — You took my powers away. [ Cheers and applause ] -Black man with a white hand. -Yeah, yeah.
-Can’t no black man with a white hand… -White hand. -…slap good, no. Come on. Are you ready?
-Yeah, I’m ready! -I hope you’re ready. -Yep, here we go.
-‘Cause I got a little thing called a black hand. [ Laughter ] All right. [ Suspenseful music plays ] -[ Chuckles ] -[ Chuckling ] Oh! Mm-hmm. [ Laughs ] -All right, all right, all right. -[ Chuckles ] -Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!
Oh, my goodness! -You know what? Stop it. Stop it. [ Laughter ] Stop it. Oh, come on.
-12. -I know what it is! -All right. I got… [ Light laughter ] I got 20 here. -I know what you have, Jimmy. I know what you got.
-No, no. I’m not — I’m not hitting. I’d like to stay. ♪♪ 18.
-I got to hit ’cause I can’t beat 20. So I have to take a hit for the sake of the game. And I want to make this clear — if this was Vegas, I would — I would — I would stick, but… -Dude, maybe the next one is 3 and you’ll — Maybe the next one’s 3, and you’ll win. [ Laughs ] -Stop it. Stop it. -Come on.
-Stop it. -Face card. -Ah! [ Cheers and applause ] Ah! -Come on.
-Ah! [ Cheers and applause continue ] -Oh! This is rigged. That is so rigged. -Hey.
Hey. What?! -Hey. -Yeah. -Hey, quick question, Jimmy. -What’s up?
-What did the black hand say to the white face? [ Light laughter ] -What? -Slap! [ Laughter ] [ Trombone plays sad notes ] Yeah. Yeah. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] -You put a little mustard on that.
-Oh, my God. -My face is red. Can we see that in slow-mo? -Let me see it. -[ In slow motion ] Slap!
[ Laughter ] -That was a little whiplash at the end of that one. This is ridiculous. -I wasn’t as strong last time. -I’m gonna — I’m gonna burn one, ’cause I don’t trust this deck.
-Okay. -I don’t want to — that seems, like, crazy to me. I’ll burn two. -What? You — Don’t cheat. -Okay.
[ Suspenseful music plays ] What do I do? What do I do? -You give — You give me one up first. -Oh, you there you go.
-All right. -There you go. -And now you give yourself down. -Uh-huh. Now I give you up? -Now me, up.
-Mm-hmm. -Ooh, ooh. Ooh!
[ Light laughter ] And you go up. You go up. -Ooh, ooh, ooh! [ Laughter ] All right. Are you gonna hit? -No.
I got 20. -Okay, okay. I’m gonna hit. I got 13.
Oh, man. [ Light laughter ] All right. 19. -That’s — That’s 19. Come on, man. [ Drum roll ] -Come on.
-Come on, man. -Deuce, come on, 2. -I’m gonna knock your head off. [ Laughter ] Ah! -Oh, my goodness!
[ Trombone plays sad notes ] What — Is it talking to you? -What did you say? What? -Huh -What did you say? [ Light laughter ] Oh, that’s what this is about. -[ Chuckling ] Oh, my gosh.
-You say my Seinfeld impression was better? [ Laughter ] Okay. Come on, man, seriously. Just brace yourself. All right. [ Laughter and applause ] ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] -Oh, you are the champ.
-So good. -Kevin Hart, everybody! [ Cheers and applause ]